Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch.
"Wow!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant.
Are you OK ma'am?"
"Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along
this road when from out of nowhere this tree popped up in front of me. So I
swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and
there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree!
I swerved to the left and there was...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off as he looked inside the car,
"There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
1 comment:
hahahaha....that's awesome! I love blonde jokes!
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