Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day;teach a Person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2009!We knew exactly where the one cow with mad cow disease was located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we still haven't got a clue as to where tens of thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.We should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
2 comments:
Bwahahaha! Too good!
haha! hilarious!!
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