Uh oh… I think that I might be suffering from the mythical and elusive Swine Flu. I awoke this morning feeling somewhat poorly, and a quick inventory of my body revealed the presence of the following symptoms:
Hamnesia
Porkinson’s Disease
Hogwarts
Low BLT-cell count
Swilling and Tenderness
Difficulty Wallowing
Apigpendicitis
Pork Rhinitis
Tender Loins
Epstein-Barbeque Syndrome
Hogular Migraine
Extreme Boardom
Cloven Hoof and Mouth Disease
A Honey Glazed Expression
Swollen Limbaughs
If you experience any of the above symptoms, I encourage you to drink an entire bottle of Nysqueal and seek the help of an oinkologist immediately!
UPDATE: Whew! It turns out that I was only suffering from a mild stomach bug and lack of sleep… Thank Goodness! It was merely a case of “whine flu.” Nevertheless, if you suspect that you have contracted the deadly Swine Flu, don’t panic. You may already be “cured!”
2 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious!!!
That's a pretty funny list... So, not that I'm upset or anything, but just so you know my name is Mattie Tanner... not Maddie. No worries, just thought I would tell you. :)
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